From the get go, women are subjected to images of the perfect white wedding day. As little girls we are bombarded with movies, fairy tales, magazines and tales from our parents about this momentous day. There is laughter, excitement, support from everywhere, and the whole thing is just bloody marvelous! The bride gets to sit back and get pampered, the bridesmaids flitter about like those helpful little birds in Snow White and the guests in attendance are so wrapped to be considered they are simply spilling over with appreciation and well wishes.
BUT, Brides To Be, beware of those crushing misconceptions and high expectations that are in store for you. If you are like me and have decided to plan your own wedding then read my wisdom people! Planning a wedding sucks!
BRIDESMAIDS
We all have those moments with our BFF when we’re at a slumber party and we gush about choosing them for our Maid of Honor etc. etc. Blah blah blah. Back then it is so exciting and a complete, actual honor! When we grow up we may find our friendship circles have changed, hence our bridesmaid choices will have also. The image of the perfect bridesmaid is someone who cries when asked to be in your bridal party, is there with reassuring kind words at all times, is constantly asking if they can do anything to help, and then help anyway when told ‘no’. A perfect bridesmaid will ‘scrub up alright’ for photos (but not to outshine the bride), not be too large, and will gladly spring for a nice tan, dress, hair, makeup and nails for the big day. However, your friend options at the time will greatly effect your choices in the planning stages. Here are some tips when choosing your perfect bridesmaids:
- Don’t choose family members unless you can legitimately say that they are your best friend, above all others! If you choose one then there is an unwritten rule that you have to ask the others. There is always the assumption that if one sibling is asked then the others will be and if they aren’t then you are guaranteed to let someone down.
- Who cares if there will be uneven numbers on each side!!! Seriously, only ask the people you 100% couldn’t imagine NOT being up there with you. Don’t ask an extra just to make the numbers match, and don’t ask an excessive number because that is a reflection of one of the following:
- You are indecisive and too kind and don’t want anyone’s feelings hurt. Tread on a few toes, it’s your day after all! Or..
- You are a rich bastard and can afford to pay for the extra costs associated with an epic bridal party (Hair, Makeup, Dresses, Shoes, Gifts, Transport, etc.)
- Have realistic expectations of your friends. Unless you always go on little dinner dates, spa days and weekends away then the chances are your friends are not going to start arranging these things for you now just because you are getting hitched. They have lives and bills too! so before you turn bridezilla on their arses just check your expectations aren’t too high.
- Do you need or want bridesmaids? Sometimes simple is best, so maybe consider just having a maid of honor or no bridesmaids even! There is nothing wrong with deciding to keep it really small and chances are the fewer there are the more honored they will feel to have made the cut. Are you having so many because that’s the ‘norm’ or do you really need the extra pair of hands to get you through to the big day. Remember, bridesmaids were traditionally used as a distraction from bride-stealers! Bridesmaids were dressed exactly the same as the bride so any rowdy men who might want to steal her would not be able to tell which one she was until it was too late. If none of your bridesmaids are willing to be a distraction for a sword-wielding womanizer while you marry your spouse then drop them.
THE GUEST LIST
Without a doubt, this is the hardest part of planning a wedding! Of course we would love to see our beloved second-cousin thrice removed, Bo Bo, attend our special day, but come on… If we invited everyone we like then you may be paying off your wedding for the next ten years. Please, follow these tips when writing and inviting!
- Make it clear to everyone closely associated with the wedding (whether they paid for some/all of it or not) that you ARE NOT TAKING SUGGESTIONS and yourself and the groom are THE ONLY ONES PERMITTED TO INVITE PEOPLE. I couldn’t believe the amount of people we had coming to us and saying “Oh, well you have to invite so and so!” Remember, it is your day, not a day for long-lost friends and family to be reunited after tonnes of missed reunions. Everyone invited is there because you want them there. There may be the exception here with certain partners of people. But my advice here would be to ask the invitee whether or not they want their partner to come. If they don’t then there’s no love lost, if they do then at least you can make your friend/family happier to enjoy your day.
- Small children… This is a mega issue for some brides and grooms! Really simple here, write directly on the invitation the names of all the people you actually want at your wedding, no matter the age. If you are going down the path of ‘no babies/infants allowed’ then make sure you have that written in a cutsie way somewhere on the invitation. Never let people assume anything, always be clear on your invitations. You don’t have to justify yourself either! If you don’t want a screaming new born or terrible toddler ruining your $20, 000 event then you have every right to not invite them. You only get to do this day once with your special man and sooking baby noises can’t be put on mute. Most parents would understand that and even welcome a night away from the drool and diapers but you are going to get the occasional one who makes things difficult. It is your day, and if they threaten not to come because little Sammy isn’t allowed then that’s a choice they have made. Be understanding and don’t make them feel bad about that choice (at least not to their face!). They must know deep down that they have let you down anyway.
- Budget, Budget, Budget!!! Most professional wedding planners suggest that you know your limit before writing a guest list. This makes perfect sense! But on that, think of your guests as hungry mouths to feed. It sounds rough but it is the best way to cut those ‘on the fencers’. If you are paying for everyone’s food and or drink you need to ask yourself this question “Do I really want to spend $90 on this person?” If the answer is yes then send that invitation straight away! If you have to think about it any longer than 5 seconds then give them the flick! Some people are just not worth it!
If you are like me then you have had the misfortune to stumble across this form of social media for the savvy and crafty. Basically, you can type in anything, say ‘wedding theme ideas’ and it comes up with thousands of pictures other ‘pinners’ have put on the site. Don’t get me wrong, it is absolutely brilliant if you need ideas when you are starting to plan. You can quickly decide what you like/dislike and that gives you a great starting point. But beware…. Pinterest can set UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS upon yourself AND your budget.
I have a wedding board on Pinterest with all my lovely perfect wedding hopes and dreams. What I actually have to show for it is a lot of hit and miss craft items and a wilting bank account. I managed to do a few things decoration wise but other than that my wedding overall will not be ‘Pinterest Worthy’. I am happy with how I have styled it, and I guess others will be too, but I definitely won’t be uploading any pictures to ‘inspire’ others. Moral of the story: Pinterest is fabulous if you have $40,000 + to spend on a wedding. Otherwise, what most vendors offer will usually be a lot cheaper than you DIYing. PLUS, if you hire you won’t be stuck with 100+ hessian chair ties and multiple light branches afterwards!
YOUR EXPECTATIONS
OK, so it is your (and Mr’s) wedding. It is perhaps the only day you can kind of get away with everything being completely about you. But what about the before part? Are Brides To Be allowed to make everything pre-wedding about themselves? What about the people that play a part on the day? Should you expect as much of them in the months preceding the nuptials? The answers to both those questions are No and No.
As mentioned earlier before, people in a wedding have lives to get on with beforehand and they can’t put everything on hold for you all the time. If you are super lucky then you may have one or two friends/family that want to be involved as much as possible, which is a luxury! BTB’s, this is not the norm, nor is it typical or expected. If you are finding yourself doing it alone a lot of the time, that is normal! It is your wedding after all! Life is not like the movies where your girlfriends flock to you as soon as that diamond goes on and become inseparable from you until the wedding day. All that rock means is that a selected few of your friends have some things expected of them ON THE DAY. If this doesn’t work for you then you have two options:
- Do it ALL by yourself. That old adage “If you want the job done properly, you may as well do it yourself” couldn’t be truer. If you are a perfectionist with exceedingly high expectations then can the bridesmaids all together and go it alone. The the only person that can disappoint you is yourself. Or..
- Make sure the people in your bridal party are aware of ALL YOUR EXPECTATIONS BEFORE they say yes to being involved. That way if you are upfront about your Bridezillaness then people should get things done before you crack the sads, knowing what will happen if they don’t.
Being a BTB is stressful, difficult, emotional, exhilarating, frustrating, rewarding, exhausting and many other adjectives that I won’t bore you with. As I am yet to be wed (soon though!) I can’t say for sure that planning your own wedding is worth it. But it has definitely been a learning curve and I have learnt so many things about my family, friends and myself that I didn’t know before. Some people have this innate ability to shit you to tears constantly, whereas others can turn the bleakest BTB day into something absolutely fabulous. Just hang in there and remember that it is ultimately you and your partner’s day and you don’t have anything to prove or declare but your love for each other. That, at the end of the day, is what is most important; not how even your bridal party is or the $200 Pinterest-worthy centerpieces.
Goodluck!